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À La Carte Tech Menu

Flat-rate tech services.
Handled with AI efficiency.

No hourly surprises. VettedCA DRE-grade integrity.
Kareem combines advanced AI tools and hands-on skill to fix, secure, and configure it 3x faster.

Step 1 of 3 Select your tech headache.

What do you need help with?

Is this for your home or business?

How would you prefer to pay?

✓ First hour free guarantee · ✓ VettedCA DRE Agent DRE #01998956 · ✓ Vercel-Powered Tech Stack
The À La Carte Catalog
Flat-Rate Menu

Select your job. Know your price.

Tap any category to view individual à la carte tasks, flat-rate prices, and discounted cohort member rates.

Value Innovation

Standard Corporate IT vs. Tech Concierge + AI.

By discarding corporate overhead, upselling quotas, and utilizing advanced AI tools, I am able to work 3x faster and pass those savings directly to you.

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Relationship-First Support

Standard IT treats you like a billable ticket. As an active Realtor (DRE #01998956), my goal is to earn your complete trust. If I do a spectacular job on your Wi-Fi, you'll think of me when you're ready to buy or sell a house.

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AI-Accelerated Audits

I use specialized custom scripts to scan device networks, identify security holes, and audit utility pricing against databases in minutes. High-tech efficiency means cheaper rates for you.

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$0 trip & Diagnostic fees

IT shops charge $100 just to drive to your home. My guarantee is simple: if I can't solve your issue within the first hour, you pay absolutely nothing. No call-out fee, no risk.

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No Holds. No Bots.

When you need help, you text my cell phone directly. There are no automated phone trees, no ticket agents, and no hold music. Just a direct line to the person solving your issues.

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Active Carrier Shield

I don't just configure hardware. I call Spectrum, AT&T, and Verizon to negotiate, dispute, and slash your bills. One negotiation regularly pays for months of tech services.

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Locked-In Rates

Retainer members lock their pricing forever. As membership tiers fill up, rates rise for new signups—but early adopters are grandfathered in for life. You are rewarded for locking in early.

Membership

Or put me on retainer.

Every service above is $0 for members. Pick the level of access that fits — your rate locks the day you join.

Essentials

Your tech, handled.

$149/mo

Individuals & families who want their digital life managed without lifting a finger.

  • Unlimited bill negotiation & audits
  • All subscriptions managed
  • Priority text support — 2-hr response
  • Quarterly tech health checks
  • 3 hours/mo hands-on support
Start with Essentials

Equity Partner

Build with me.

$999/mo

Entrepreneurs & investors who want Kareem building alongside them.

  • Everything in Concierge
  • Direct equity partnership options
  • Business systems & automation
  • Weekly strategy calls
  • Unlimited priority access
Talk about Partnership

Not sure yet? Text me your situation and I'll tell you honestly which tier — if any — makes sense. First audit is always free.

Get Started

Book an à la carte job.
Or lock in Concierge Support.

À La Carte Setup
Book a single flat-rate job.

Send a quick text describing what you need set up or fixed. Kareem will respond within the hour with same-week availability. Flat rates are guaranteed, and the first hour is free if we can't solve it.

Typical scheduling: completed in 2–4 business days
Cohort Onboarding
Lock in your concierge rate forever.

Only 10 slots are available per cohort. Cohort 1 members lock in concierge support for just $149/mo, including 3 hours of support/repairs or replacement parts credit. Rates will never rise for active members.

Active Cohort Cohort 1
$149/mo $45/hr after 3 hrs
7 of 10 slots claimed. 3 slots remaining at this price.
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