AT&T · T-Mobile · Verizon · Google Fi. I audit your plan line-by-line: unused add-ons, device insurance you're double-paying, international charges you didn't need, and promotions that expired 3 years ago. Carriers count on you forgetting — I never do.
Your agent for everything
in between.
Realtor for the house — Inner-Circle for the rest. One person handles your bills, your tech, and your life-admin, so you stop overpaying and stop fighting hold music. You just text. I handle it.
Hi, I'm Kareem — your agent for everything that isn't the house.
I'm a licensed Realtor and tech operator in Chatsworth, CA. The Inner-Circle is simple: instead of you spending hours fighting your cable company, canceling subscriptions you forgot about, or wrestling a new phone into working — you text one person who already knows you, and it gets handled.
No tickets. No call centers. No hold music. One direct line to a real human who treats your bills and your time like they're his own. That's the whole idea.
Three steps. That's it.
No app to learn, no portal to log into. You text — the rest is on me.
Text me your situation
A bill that's too high, a gadget that won't cooperate, a property to manage. Plain English — no forms, no jargon.
I handle it
I negotiate, audit, set up, or dispatch — using carrier insider tactics and a vetted network. You stay in the loop; you don't do the work.
You keep the difference
Lower bills, working tech, and hours of your life back. Members average $120/mo in savings.
Answer 3 quick questions.
Tell me what's going on and I'll point you to the fastest way in.
What's your situation right now?
How urgent is this?
How do you want to start?
I don't just make calls.
I automate the win.
Behind the friendly text message is a real engineer's toolkit — AI-assisted bill audits, scripted carrier negotiations, and automated subscription scans that find money the providers bank on you never noticing.
- AI-accelerated audits across every bill in minutes
- Carrier-insider negotiation scripts, run for you
- Smart-home & device automation that just works
- One human accountable for all of it — me
I save you more than I cost.
That's the whole pitch.
My rates are deliberately cheaper than the market. The reason is simple: I'd rather have you for years at a fair price than once at a premium one. But that math only works if it's recurring — so my pricing model leans on monthly subscriptions instead of one-off invoices.
Cheaper than the market — on purpose
An average tech-handler in LA charges $125–$200/hr for what I'll do for $149/mo flat. I'm not undercutting to win the gig — I'm pricing for the relationship.
Subscribers get fast response
If you're a member, I show up. You text and I respond within 2 hours during business days because you're the reason I can be cheap. The recurring nature is what lets me prioritize you.
I save more than I cost
One ISP renegotiation pays for ~8 months of membership. One streaming audit pays for ~5 more. Members typically save $80–$200/mo across all bills — and the membership is $149/mo.
Bills drift back up — every year
ISP promos expire after 12 months. Streaming services raise prices. Carriers add "fees" silently. You have to redo the work yearly. Members never do — that's the whole point of having me on retainer.
This supports a family
I'm honest about it: subscription revenue is what lets me earn what my family needs without overcharging anyone. Pay me a fair price reliably and I'll always be there. That's the deal.
Cancel anytime
No contracts. No paperwork. If I'm not earning my keep in any given month, just cancel — no hard feelings. But almost nobody cancels, because the math is clear once you see your first month's savings.
The honest truth: month-to-month, your savings may not always exceed the membership cost. But across a year, with 4+ negotiations and audits compounded, members come out clearly ahead — and they never have to make the calls themselves.
Pick your level of access.
Every tier is one direct line to me — they just differ in how much I handle and how fast I move. Your rate locks the day you join.
Essentials
Your tech, handled.
Individuals & families who want their digital life managed without lifting a finger.
- Unlimited bill negotiation & audits
- All subscriptions managed
- Priority text support — 2-hr response
- Quarterly tech health checks
- 3 hours/mo hands-on support
Concierge
Everything, handled.
Busy professionals & property owners who want a true operator on call.
- Everything in Essentials
- Full property & life-admin management
- 1-hour emergency response
- Dedicated account line
- 10 hours/mo hands-on support
Equity Partner
Build with me.
Entrepreneurs & investors who want Kareem building alongside them.
- Everything in Concierge
- Direct equity partnership options
- Business systems & automation
- Weekly strategy calls
- Unlimited priority access
Not sure yet? Text me your situation and I'll tell you honestly which tier — if any — makes sense. First audit is always free.
Two ways in.
Both lead to Kareem.
Send a quick text describing your situation and Kareem responds directly — usually within the hour. No bots. No queue. Describe your bill, your setup issue, or your property — and get a real answer.
Only 10 slots are available per cohort. When a cohort fills, prices for new signups increase. Once enrolled, your monthly membership rate is locked and will never rise.
✓ Includes 3 hours/mo direct support OR replacement parts credit.